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Thursday, February 25, 2010 This Blog Is Over It was funny while it lasted. posted by ben | 11:17 PM | (0) comments Monday, September 08, 2008 On Injuries and Pants Nothing reminds you more of a scraped knuckle than having to reach into the front pocket of tight jeans for your keys. posted by ben | 5:28 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, June 24, 2008 On Meaning her: I've stopped drinking coffee. me: Good lord, why? her: It makes me break out. me: Like, into song? posted by ben | 6:15 PM | (3) comments Friday, November 02, 2007 It's A Fat World After All Apparently, fat people are breaking Disneyland. Official Disney PR will probably state that the most annoying ride on earth is closing for "routine maintenance and planned upgrades", but rumor has it that the show can't go on because Americans, on average, weigh 25 pounds more today than they did 40 years ago, and that the fiberglass boats keep bottoming out. Ha! posted by ben | 12:56 PM | (0) comments Thursday, August 30, 2007 Web 2.0 Illustration From the Star-Telegram in North Texas, where a spider web has been discovered to have blanketed 200 yards along a nature trail: There have been heated Internet discussions among experts that the webs were constructed by social cobweb spiders, which work together, or perhaps a mass dispersal where the arachnids spin webs to spread out from one other. posted by ben | 12:34 PM | (0) comments Monday, August 27, 2007 If somebody else said this first, I had no idea "We put the 'barf' back in bar food." posted by ben | 2:33 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, August 21, 2007 One of the reasons why my job is interesting I get to say stuff like this: "We can DIY the DVDs for the PME." posted by ben | 5:35 PM | (0) comments |
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