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Wednesday, December 29, 2004  

Get Some Perspective

"...and the total dead may top one hundred thousand when this is all over. However, we may never know the full extent of this tragedy. And now we go to our correspondend in southern California where they're experiencing rain..."

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Is It Too Early?

Access Hollywood was kind enough to humanize the tragedy for us last night by reporting on the plight of supermodel Petra Nemcova's tsunami experience (she broke a hip).

Meanwhile on Fox News, Bill O'Reilly blamed the tragedy on the Clinton Administration, while Washington State Democratic Chair Paul Berendt demanded a recount of the casualties.

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004  

How My Mind Works

"Hey, look what we got in the mail, a catalogue for candy. A candy catalogue. A candylogue. Mmmm...candy log..."

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Sunday, December 19, 2004  

Fungus Sock Co.

The Athlete's Foot: The only store I know of to name itself after a disease.

posted by ben | 3:43 PM | (0) comments
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