Everything's Funny To Someone.
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Monday, April 28, 2003 My dentist's office overlooks a cemetary. posted by ben | 5:08 PM | (0) comments Thursday, April 24, 2003 When referring to rooms, calling something a "bath" is much more elegant than calling something a "bathroom". Plus, "bath" fits better on tab dividers. posted by ben | 4:40 PM | (0) comments Friday, April 18, 2003 I'm a bit of a ruthless vigilante in my dreams. Probably my psyche counterbalancing the mild mannered office worker I am when I'm awake. And people wonder why I sleep so much. posted by ben | 11:57 AM | (0) comments Thursday, April 17, 2003 From the If You Can't Beat Them, Buy Them dept. It's like getting your coffee from Microsoft. p.s. to this story: I can see the headquarters for both Starbucks and Amazon from my desk. Nothing really relevant here, just an interesting fact. posted by ben | 6:15 PM | (0) comments If you write down an unwritten rule, what happens? posted by ben | 10:58 AM | (0) comments Tuesday, April 15, 2003 From the It's Good To Be The King dept. Jeeze. Get caught as a victim of a race crime, and get away with murder. posted by ben | 4:12 PM | (0) comments It's pretty neat when my boss sneaks up behind me and catches me working. posted by ben | 2:37 PM | (0) comments "Celebrities burp, slime flies at Kids' Center Awards" Saw this headline on the bus this morning, and thought, "well, if anybody could slime a fly, it's a celebrity." posted by ben | 9:34 AM | (0) comments I giggled over this as I was trying to sleep. Somehow, I doubt it's actually funny. WorldCom, in an effort to alleviate a public relations disaster due to a bankruptcy filing and accounting scandal, has changed its name to MCI. In a related story, famous rapper MC Hammer now wants you to call him if you're hiring. Yeah, didn't think so. posted by ben | 9:18 AM | (0) comments Monday, April 14, 2003 From the Theatre Geek dept. "I refuse to refer to the lights in my house as 'practicals'." -S. Anderson. posted by ben | 11:59 AM | (0) comments I've had the same desklamp for 20 years. I guess you could say it's a fixture in my life. (ba-dum-bump) posted by ben | 11:58 AM | (0) comments Thursday, April 10, 2003 Man hijacks flight simulator, seizes control + alt + delete. posted by ben | 9:29 AM | (0) comments Wednesday, April 09, 2003 Yesterday was the first time someone had fallen asleep on me on the bus. Old crazy smelly man's head started to bob like his neck was broken, then the bus took a left turn and he leaned over. I was going to wake him up, but my stop was less than one minute away and I figured I'd just wake him when I got up. He eventually woke up on his own and mumbled something, but by this time I had turned up the iPod to an almost defening level to escape the stark realities of the metro, so I didn't hear what he said. If the bus had turned the other way and he leaned and fell into the aisle, would I have been able to catch him? Would I have tried? posted by ben | 10:43 AM | (0) comments Friday, April 04, 2003 The Computer. Is In. The House. posted by ben | 12:26 PM | (0) comments Thursday, April 03, 2003 I'm surprised nobody's bought me a new phone battery yet. I say "my cell's about to die" more than al Qaida. posted by ben | 2:17 PM | (0) comments Wednesday, April 02, 2003 I spent a few hours last night meditating on the fact that "no comment" is, in itself, a comment. posted by ben | 2:25 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, April 01, 2003 I have now resolved to eat all cookies and cake before a meal. They taste better that way. posted by ben | 12:20 PM | (0) comments |
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