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Thursday, February 25, 2010  

This Blog Is Over

It was funny while it lasted.

posted by ben | 11:17 PM | (0) comments


Monday, September 08, 2008  

On Injuries and Pants

Nothing reminds you more of a scraped knuckle than having to reach into the front pocket of tight jeans for your keys.

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008  

On Meaning

her: I've stopped drinking coffee.
me: Good lord, why?
her: It makes me break out.
me: Like, into song?

posted by ben | 6:15 PM | (3) comments


Friday, November 02, 2007  

It's A Fat World After All

Apparently, fat people are breaking Disneyland.

Official Disney PR will probably state that the most annoying ride on earth is closing for "routine maintenance and planned upgrades", but rumor has it that the show can't go on because Americans, on average, weigh 25 pounds more today than they did 40 years ago, and that the fiberglass boats keep bottoming out.

Ha!

posted by ben | 12:56 PM | (0) comments


Thursday, August 30, 2007  

Web 2.0 Illustration

From the Star-Telegram in North Texas, where a spider web has been discovered to have blanketed 200 yards along a nature trail:

There have been heated Internet discussions among experts that the webs were constructed by social cobweb spiders, which work together, or perhaps a mass dispersal where the arachnids spin webs to spread out from one other.

posted by ben | 12:34 PM | (0) comments


Monday, August 27, 2007  

If somebody else said this first, I had no idea

"We put the 'barf' back in bar food."

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007  

One of the reasons why my job is interesting

I get to say stuff like this: "We can DIY the DVDs for the PME."

posted by ben | 5:35 PM | (0) comments
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