Everything's Funny To Someone.
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Thursday, May 27, 2004 Here's an idea: Don't try to open the door with the same hand you're holding your coffee in. That way, you won't get upset when your coffee spills all over the floor as I come through the door from the other side. Morans. posted by ben | 10:25 AM | (0) comments Tuesday, May 25, 2004 Jinger? For the love of god, somebody make it stop. posted by ben | 9:10 AM | (0) comments Monday, May 24, 2004 One Week, One Day, And Counting I'm waiting to see how long it will take my boss to notice that his name is misspelled on the door of his new office. I give him three weeks, and that's being generous. posted by ben | 3:59 PM | (0) comments Friday, May 21, 2004 Ethical Dilemmonade So I have access to a lot of private information. Some of this includes contact info for a couple of Hollywood big wigs. My instinct is to send my headshot, resume, and a cover letter to said Hollywood big shots. But then that little part of my brain that tries to keep me out of trouble says, "don't do it. That's like stealing, you know." "Is it?" "Yes it is." "How?" "...It's complicated. Just don't do it." "You sure?" "Yeah, now go get us a cookie." "Mmmm...cookies." posted by ben | 2:31 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, May 18, 2004 Cloak and Blogger I just made that phrase up in an e-mail regarding secret blogging, and a google search pulled up no results. < daffyduck > It's mine! You hear me? All mine! < /daffyduck > posted by ben | 3:17 PM | (0) comments Maybe I AM Your Stepping Stone It's a wonderful world when I can get the urge for a Monkees song and download an entire "best of..." album off iTunes in less than three minutes. posted by ben | 12:01 AM | (0) comments Monday, May 17, 2004 This is the first New York Times story on architecture I've ever read which uses the phrase "bling-bling" three times. posted by ben | 10:25 AM | (0) comments Tuesday, May 11, 2004 Green Thumb Turkey takes revenge on hunter's SUV. posted by ben | 5:14 PM | (0) comments Monday, May 10, 2004 Checkered Past This could have ended very differently. posted by ben | 3:11 PM | (0) comments Friday, May 07, 2004 My day just got a little bit better knowing that Triplets is out on DVD. posted by ben | 11:39 AM | (0) comments Thursday, May 06, 2004 Did you see the drummer's hair? A light sprinkle polka-dotted the street in front of Mr. House. The fresh water combined with the previously sunbaked cement forcing the emission of an aroma pharmaceutical companies try to reproduce as an additive to hygiene products so they don't smell so medicinal. Names like "Summer Rain" or "Spring Breeze" are usually associated with these types of products. Smartly so, as no sensible person would want to lather a substance over their swimsuit area called "Wet Pavement". posted by ben | 4:00 PM | (0) comments |
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