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Friday, July 30, 2004  

Making The Best Of A Hot Day

she: Aren't you hot?
me: Thanks.

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004  

It's On The Street

Everywhere around my little muggy town, people are talking about the upcoming weekend's weather.

"Did'ja hear? It's gonna be hot!"

"Ninety-three degrees they say."

"No!"

Grab the kids and head for the hills. The heat's a-comin'.

posted by ben | 9:21 AM | (0) comments


Monday, July 19, 2004  

Wet Eggs

If you place your water glass next to the vase you keep candy in, don't be surprised if your fingers occasionally get wet.

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A Sentence I've Just Said For The First Time.

"Why didn't you just say Finnish Pound Cake to begin with?"

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Sunday, July 18, 2004  

Who Will Win?

Texas cage match between the Lyrical Jesse James and the Verbal Herman Munster.

Go!

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Tuesday, July 13, 2004  

The Digital Revolution Will Be Televised

Obsolete, maybe. Disappearing altogether, maybe not.

Though the need for physical media will probably be eliminated, the desire will not. People will still buy DVDs, just as they're still buying record albums. The tangible aspect of the album or DVD makes the music or movie feel more real, more valuable than looking at a playlist on your iTunes or your on-screen guide.

Besides, you can't snort coke off a hard drive.

posted by ben | 11:51 AM | (0) comments
 

This Just In

Fox News is biased.

In other news, kittens are cute and outer space is really, really big.

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I've never wanted to speak Spanish more in my life than when I sat behind the crazy Mexican on the bus.

What was he saying?

posted by ben | 10:28 AM | (0) comments


Monday, July 12, 2004  

I Went To High School With Kerry Edwards

I want to like the Johns, I really do. But for the love of god, stop fondling each other. Sheesh!

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Thursday, July 01, 2004  

Should I feel as giddy as I do that I've naught to do tonight, and there's a new episode of Celebrity Poker Showdown?

Aw jeah!

posted by ben | 3:00 PM | (0) comments
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