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Monday, September 20, 2004  

Bathroom Tissue Mystery

It's been surprisingly me lately how quickly I've been going through the toilet paper. I had to pause and reflect on that today as I picked up another package from the supermarket.

Is my roommate using my bathroom?

Am I having certain, shall we say, issues?

And I came to realize the real reason is not an increase in bowel activity nor tissue usurpation by my homies.

The reason is quite simple: It's because I'm unemployed and not spending all my days in an office building.

To put it simply, I've been pooing more at home.

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Thursday, September 09, 2004  

Quick Funny

I enjoy living in the past. It's a lot cheaper there.

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Tuesday, September 07, 2004  

Super Sized Eastside

The city of Bellevue is considering releasing its parking lot regulation which states that a certain number of spots be designated for compact cars because owners of SUVs are having a hard time finding parking.

I love America!

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