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Monday, September 20, 2004  

Bathroom Tissue Mystery

It's been surprisingly me lately how quickly I've been going through the toilet paper. I had to pause and reflect on that today as I picked up another package from the supermarket.

Is my roommate using my bathroom?

Am I having certain, shall we say, issues?

And I came to realize the real reason is not an increase in bowel activity nor tissue usurpation by my homies.

The reason is quite simple: It's because I'm unemployed and not spending all my days in an office building.

To put it simply, I've been pooing more at home.

posted by ben | 1:11 AM |
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