Everything's Funny To Someone.
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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 Sour Puss I'm hooked on Altoids's new "Sours" line. So far I've tried Citrus Sours and Apple Sours. I originally bought them because I thought they were breath fresheners. But, turns out, it's CANDY. "It's candy!" I scream when I offer them to someone. "Candy! Hahahahaha!" I need a soda. posted by ben | 11:11 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, February 22, 2005 A Question For The Ages If I tell a bad joke in the woods and no one's around to hear it, is it still not funny? posted by ben | 11:26 PM | (0) comments Friday, February 18, 2005 WTF? Having solved all other problems, the Kitsap County Courthouse has instituted fines for acronym usage. posted by ben | 8:09 AM | (0) comments Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Infected Scrape You don't realize how often you bang your hands against things until you have a cut on your knuckle. Stupid desk. posted by ben | 2:07 PM | (0) comments Friday, February 11, 2005 Hotter Than Florida Karl Malone to announce retirement on Sun. is how the Yahoo! newsflash listed this headline, which got a chuckle outta me. Apparently, he's retiring on Sunday, which isn't as funny. posted by ben | 11:30 AM | (0) comments Thursday, February 10, 2005 Goodness Gracious Great Walls of Fire "Buy me something made in China." "You can get that from Wal-Mart." posted by ben | 9:07 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, February 08, 2005 Hang The Line, Dude Has anybody else noticed that the Hang Loose gesture is also Mime for "I'm on the phone"? posted by ben | 9:52 AM | (0) comments Tuesday, February 01, 2005 Tablature? I can normally play instruments pretty well in my dreams; drums, guitar, bass, piano. My subconscious teases me by making me think I know what I'm doing when I hold an instrument and bang away. Last night, as I was reading the tab charts for AC/DC's "Back in Black", trying to re-learn it for Folklife, I came to a point where my index finger was on the first fret and my middle finger had to stretch all the way to the 19th fret. "This song's impossible!" I cried out, frustrated. posted by ben | 9:04 AM | (0) comments |
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