Friday, November 02, 2007
It's A Fat World After All
Apparently, fat people are breaking Disneyland.
Official Disney PR will probably state that the most annoying ride on earth is closing for "routine maintenance and planned upgrades", but rumor has it that the show can't go on because Americans, on average, weigh 25 pounds more today than they did 40 years ago, and that the fiberglass boats keep bottoming out.
Ha!
posted by ben |
12:56 PM
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