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Friday, September 09, 2005  

Heavy, Man

I love listening to someone trying to describe to someone else a person who's fat, without saying as much. Especially if they're talking about a woman.

"Who's Sarah?"
"Oh, you know her. She's got sort of shoulder length brown hair. About this tall. Youngish, doesn't wear glasses. Uh, works in AP. Real sweet girl. Kinda shy."
"Huh, I can't picture her."
"She brought those cupcakes to the barbeque last summer, remember?"
"Not really."
"Well, they were gone really quickly."

It's like listening to a white person trying to describe a black man.

posted by ben | 4:55 AM |
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