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Wednesday, July 13, 2005  

Bustin' up a Starbux

Vancouver, WA mayor Royce E. Pollard smashes coffee mugs in a Starbucks.

Is he angry over CEO Howard Shultz's comments concerning Palestine's role in mid-east aggression?

Is he trying to promote more organic fair trade policies?

Is it because he hates Sheryl Crow?

No.

He smashed them because they were collectors mugs for Portland. You see, Vancouver's got a bit of an inferiority complex concerning their larger neighbor to the south, and so the mayor pulled a Jack Nicholson to get his city a little more respect.

Welcome to Vancouver vs. Portland, round 1. Let the games begin.

posted by ben | 8:22 AM |
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