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Thursday, June 23, 2005  

Don't Have A Mad Cow, Man

co-worker 1: Hey Ben, want a hamburger?
me: Free burger? Hell, yeah.
co-worker 1: Want one, co-worker 2?
co-worker 2: No thanks, I don't want to wear adult diapers.
co-worker 1: Huh?
co-worker 2: I'd rather not become incapacitatedly senile when I get old, if you don't mind.
me: Mind? If you were old, sane, and lucid, you'd realize what a f**ked up place the world has become. At least with CJD, you probably won't care. You might even be a little bit happier in your senility.
co-worker 2: Happier that you have Mad Cow disease?
me: It's the blue pill of the Pepsi generation.

posted by ben | 1:13 PM |
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