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Friday, January 14, 2005  

Get Fat

My sugar-free gum package advertises itself as "not for weight control", while my package of Red Vines proudly proclaims that it is "always fat free!"

Always Fat Free.

Are they worried that their customers might sometime down the line accuse them of putting fat in the licorice?

posted by ben | 1:04 PM |
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