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Monday, September 20, 2004 Bathroom Tissue Mystery It's been surprisingly me lately how quickly I've been going through the toilet paper. I had to pause and reflect on that today as I picked up another package from the supermarket. Is my roommate using my bathroom? Am I having certain, shall we say, issues? And I came to realize the real reason is not an increase in bowel activity nor tissue usurpation by my homies. The reason is quite simple: It's because I'm unemployed and not spending all my days in an office building. To put it simply, I've been pooing more at home. posted by ben | 1:11 AM | (0) comments Thursday, September 09, 2004 Quick Funny I enjoy living in the past. It's a lot cheaper there. posted by ben | 1:11 AM | (0) comments Tuesday, September 07, 2004 Super Sized Eastside The city of Bellevue is considering releasing its parking lot regulation which states that a certain number of spots be designated for compact cars because owners of SUVs are having a hard time finding parking. I love America! posted by ben | 6:11 PM | (0) comments |
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