Everything's Funny To Someone.
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Sunday, August 15, 2004 Paper or Plastic In line at the grocery store buying toilet paper. Due to a packaging or shipping defect, each set of the desired brand had a little bit of tissue peeking out from a hole in the clear plastic wrapper. The effect was as if a mouse had chewed through the outer wrapper at the seam and tried to extract a single square. Clerk: (holding up the package) You know, your toilet paper's been molested. My instinctual response: That's nothing compared to what I'm going to do to it. What I actually said: It's okay, they're all like that. posted by ben | 1:14 PM |
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