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Monday, August 30, 2004  

The Beagle Has Landed

I'm sick of all the "Dog is my co-pilot" bumper stickers.

posted by ben | 11:00 PM | (0) comments


Tuesday, August 24, 2004  

What's With The Funny?

Why is writing a comedy script so goddamn hard?

posted by ben | 4:42 PM | (0) comments


Sunday, August 15, 2004  

Paper or Plastic

In line at the grocery store buying toilet paper. Due to a packaging or shipping defect, each set of the desired brand had a little bit of tissue peeking out from a hole in the clear plastic wrapper. The effect was as if a mouse had chewed through the outer wrapper at the seam and tried to extract a single square.

Clerk: (holding up the package) You know, your toilet paper's been molested.

My instinctual response:
That's nothing compared to what I'm going to do to it.

What I actually said:
It's okay, they're all like that.

posted by ben | 1:14 PM | (0) comments
for the fun size mind
stuff
nonsense