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Friday, July 30, 2004 Making The Best Of A Hot Day she: Aren't you hot? me: Thanks. posted by ben | 12:14 PM | (0) comments Wednesday, July 21, 2004 It's On The Street Everywhere around my little muggy town, people are talking about the upcoming weekend's weather. "Did'ja hear? It's gonna be hot!" "Ninety-three degrees they say." "No!" Grab the kids and head for the hills. The heat's a-comin'. posted by ben | 9:21 AM | (0) comments Monday, July 19, 2004 Wet Eggs If you place your water glass next to the vase you keep candy in, don't be surprised if your fingers occasionally get wet. posted by ben | 7:55 PM | (0) comments A Sentence I've Just Said For The First Time. "Why didn't you just say Finnish Pound Cake to begin with?" posted by ben | 2:59 PM | (0) comments Sunday, July 18, 2004 Who Will Win? Texas cage match between the Lyrical Jesse James and the Verbal Herman Munster. Go! posted by ben | 11:18 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, July 13, 2004 The Digital Revolution Will Be Televised Obsolete, maybe. Disappearing altogether, maybe not. Though the need for physical media will probably be eliminated, the desire will not. People will still buy DVDs, just as they're still buying record albums. The tangible aspect of the album or DVD makes the music or movie feel more real, more valuable than looking at a playlist on your iTunes or your on-screen guide. Besides, you can't snort coke off a hard drive. posted by ben | 11:51 AM | (0) comments This Just In Fox News is biased. In other news, kittens are cute and outer space is really, really big. posted by ben | 11:48 AM | (0) comments I've never wanted to speak Spanish more in my life than when I sat behind the crazy Mexican on the bus. What was he saying? posted by ben | 10:28 AM | (0) comments Monday, July 12, 2004 I Went To High School With Kerry Edwards I want to like the Johns, I really do. But for the love of god, stop fondling each other. Sheesh! posted by ben | 10:45 AM | (0) comments Thursday, July 01, 2004 Should I feel as giddy as I do that I've naught to do tonight, and there's a new episode of Celebrity Poker Showdown? Aw jeah! posted by ben | 3:00 PM | (0) comments |
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