Everything's Funny To Someone.
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Wednesday, April 28, 2004 If everyday were Friday, there'd be no Saturdays. posted by ben | 4:17 PM | (0) comments The Doctor Is In? Why do I get the feeling that all of my co-workers' "doctor's appointments" are actually "job interviews"? posted by ben | 9:13 AM | (0) comments Tuesday, April 27, 2004 Whatball? This sounds like an "any press is good press" story. Softball attendance has been sagging lately, I hear. posted by ben | 10:28 AM | (0) comments Thursday, April 22, 2004 Condition/Response Went to see Dogville on Monday with fetz, and had the unfortunate experience of sitting right in front of a couple of chatterboxes. Even during the quiet, dramatic moments these two would stage whisper to each other. And since I'm from passive aggressive Seattle, I didn't just turn around with my index to my lips and "shhh!" them. No, I decided to train them. Each time they spoke, I sat tall in my chair. Waay tall, like straight-back, head to the ceiling tall. When they were quiet, I'd scrunch back down into the seat, out of sight. Up, down, up down. Throughout two of this movie's three hours I pogo'd slo-mo style, hoping the people behind me would get the hint. Instead, they probably just thought I was restless. I was. After the movie, I said, "Gee, fetz, did you have to talk throughout the entire movie?" "What? I didn't," he exclaimed. "I know," I said, and turned and looked at the couple behind me. They left quietly. posted by ben | 2:51 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, April 20, 2004 Gig bag Add another address to the list. posted by ben | 1:24 PM | (0) comments Friday, April 16, 2004 Happy Birthday, Charlie! To pay you proper homage, tonight I'll hopelessly pine for the leading lady. posted by ben | 10:17 AM | (0) comments Monday, April 12, 2004 If asked, I'd have to say that my favorite moment during my internship at Almost Live! was when I had to throw an empty beer can at John Keister's head over and over and over. Nailed him each time. posted by ben | 3:16 PM | (0) comments Friday, April 09, 2004 I was driving through town and on a whim I popped open the ashtray. The guy on the corner holding the "Nam Vet - Need Food" sign heard me yell out: "YAY! CANDY!" I felt a little guity after that, so I gave him some starbursts. posted by ben | 2:20 PM | (0) comments Wednesday, April 07, 2004 I'll sometimes look at my hands gliding across the keyboard at 70 words per minutes, making mistakes only because the brain makes them, and think: "Why can't these fingers play piano?" posted by ben | 3:59 PM | (0) comments Monday, April 05, 2004 Stupid Baseball Tomorrow's Mariners home opener at the Safe is an afternoon game, which means that my lovely little out-of-the-way $3 parking lot suddenly becomes a $30 per car if-you-parked-any-closer-you'd-be-on-the-field parking lot. Yay. posted by ben | 8:34 AM | (0) comments |
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