Everything's Funny To Someone.
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Thursday, May 29, 2003 I still get excited when I see those giant tractor tires partly buried into the ground at parks. posted by ben | 10:54 AM | (0) comments Tuesday, May 27, 2003 Some people worry about falling asleep while taking a bath. I think I may be the only one who worries about falling asleep while taking a shower. posted by ben | 5:35 PM | (0) comments Friday, May 23, 2003 If your crimestoppers phonecall is anonymous, how do you collect the reward? posted by ben | 9:36 AM | (0) comments Monday, May 19, 2003 got art? The Boston Globe recently reported on a small cooperative art gallery in western Massachusetts that had run afoul of technology giant Intel Corp. The issue? The gallery calls itself Art Inside, and Intel considers such word constructions as that to be a violation of its "Intel Inside" trademarked slogan. Intel wants the gallery to change its name, the Globe says. After careful consideration, the gallery has decided to re-christen itself as Intel Blows. posted by ben | 1:22 PM | (0) comments Friday, May 16, 2003 Someone told me I had a "Jim Carrey vibe" going. I don't know how to take that. p.s. Am I the only one who missed the freakin lunar eclipse last night? I had my binoculars out and everything. posted by ben | 9:37 AM | (0) comments Thursday, May 15, 2003 The flag over Seahawks Stadium is flying at half staff today. Nice of them to honor Robert Stack like that. posted by ben | 5:26 PM | (0) comments From the Misdirection In Headlines dept. Bill Gates and Tom Brokaw dine and dash Film at 11. posted by ben | 4:33 PM | (0) comments I hate to have to admit this, but I'm one of those people that sighs after every sip of coffee. posted by ben | 3:03 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, May 13, 2003 From the New York Times: "And audiences love the [car] chase because if we wanted to listen to dullards yapping nonstop for two straight hours we would've gone to a play." Yeah! posted by ben | 1:12 PM | (0) comments Wednesday, May 07, 2003 From the I Thought Of This On My Own But I'm Not Alone dept. I'm waiting for the coaches gone wild video to come out. posted by ben | 2:27 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, May 06, 2003 From the Slow Download dept. Microsoft is developing the iLoo, an internet-enabled honey bucket of sorts. You thought people spent too much time in there before... posted by ben | 5:19 PM | (0) comments Two DJs were suspended from their jobs earlier this week in Colorado Springs when they played a Dixie Chicks song. When reached for comment, the station manager said, "This has nothing to do with what they said about President Bush, I just hate the Dixie Chicks." posted by ben | 4:56 PM | (0) comments Brains are funny. I usually turn off my iPod once I walk outta the tunnel next to my building. More times than I can count, I've had the last played song in my head just before I turn it back on after work, and am usually surprised that I know what I'm going to hear. It's as if my mind had kept Tom Waits' "Yesterday is Here" on perma-pause the entire day without me knowing. posted by ben | 1:38 PM | (0) comments Thursday, May 01, 2003 Inspired by comte: I have no personal effects on my desk at work. Everything is either work related or garbage (oh, except that page-a-day calendar of wacky lawsuits and court rulings). I do, however have two things posted on my tackboard behind my monitor: A fortune cookie fortune reading "You love Chinese food" and a cartoon (I'm assuming from the New Yorker - it was anonymously left on my chair one day after I was complaining about our budget) of two factions of cavemen, one leader says to the other "Why is the arts budget always the first thing to be cut, when you know damn well it's the only thing that separates us from the monkeys?" posted by ben | 3:37 PM | (0) comments |
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