Everything's Funny To Someone.
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Thursday, December 19, 2002 Accidentally walked into the naughty section of the Gap last night whilst Christmas shopping (proud to say I only go to the Gap in December). The girl with the air traffic controller headset asked me if she could help me find anything. Once I realized where I was, I replied, "Nothing in here!" Mind the gap. posted by ben | 6:28 PM | (0) comments Wednesday, December 18, 2002 "It's all downhill from here." - good. "He's going downhill fast." - bad. posted by ben | 10:29 AM | (0) comments Friday, December 13, 2002 Christmas shopping takes on a whole new meaning when, after I ponder over a gift thinking will this person enjoy what I buy them?, I then have to think will I look goofy on the bus carrying this item home? posted by ben | 2:13 PM | (0) comments Thursday, December 12, 2002 Why do boxers touch their nose with their thumb? Is that to give their opponent germs? posted by ben | 2:02 PM | (0) comments Wednesday, December 04, 2002 Does beauty exist if no one experiences it? posted by ben | 12:16 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, December 03, 2002 Someone left their desk with their cell phone ringer turned on full blast (surprise). It's set to "cricket". It feels like I just told a bad joke in a robot comedy club. posted by ben | 12:14 PM | (0) comments Monday, December 02, 2002 It's no wonder that we elect the officials that we do. The really smart people who would whip this country into shape and establish an international diplomacy better than what we have now are smart enough not to run for public office. posted by ben | 1:22 PM | (0) comments |
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