Everything's Funny To Someone.
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Wednesday, November 27, 2002 Remember The Secret of Nimh? It's closer than you think. posted by ben | 1:28 PM | (0) comments I was going to go with the Krispzz brick, but I didn't want to get caught up in the middle of some legal battle the makers if Rice Krispies might bring against the Briazz people, so I went with the brownie instead. Sometimes you just have to go with the brownie. posted by ben | 12:44 PM | (0) comments Friday, November 22, 2002 I giggle everytime I use the past tense of the verb to sneek. Snuck. posted by ben | 4:47 PM | (0) comments How come my supervisor always picks the time when I'm goofing off to sneak up behind my desk? posted by ben | 2:38 PM | (0) comments Thursday, November 21, 2002 Why do I still have high school anxiety dreams? posted by ben | 10:09 AM | (0) comments Monday, November 18, 2002 I feel like a numb-nut when someone calls me on an unintentional pun I didn't even notice. co-worker: Are you spending Thanksgiving with your family? me: Yeah. co-worker: Do they live close? me: Yeah. Well, relatively speaking. co-worker: [not amused] funny. me: [confused] Hm? posted by ben | 1:06 PM | (0) comments When one of your friends stops dating someone you really like (and it's rare that you actually like the people he/she dates), it's like a favorite co-worker getting fired. posted by ben | 9:28 AM | (0) comments Thursday, November 14, 2002 Even though I hang with singers and actors - well, all the time - it still irks me when someone refers to their voice or their body as their "instrument". posted by ben | 12:35 PM | (0) comments Thursday, November 07, 2002 All these computer viruses seem pretty harmless to me. So you've e-mailed everyone in my address book. Good. They were getting on my case about not writing anyway. The worst virus I can think of is one that sends all of my personal word docs to my boss's printer. posted by ben | 4:45 PM | (0) comments What's more humiliating for a 16 year old? Losing the Hockey MVP? Or having your father sue the amateur hockey association to rip it out of the hands of the kid who won it fair and square to give it to you? I'll take what's behind door number two. posted by ben | 11:17 AM | (0) comments Wednesday, November 06, 2002 Activists protest skydiving dog They say it's cruel to submit the dog to skydiving. That's not cruel at all. Cruel would be having the dog jump out of the plane without a parachute. posted by ben | 11:54 AM | (0) comments Tuesday, November 05, 2002 Sometimes you just have to put on the CDs you used to listen to all the time in high school and dance around in your room, no matter what you think of the Spin Doctors or 4 Non Blondes today. House of Pain still rocks, though. posted by ben | 11:00 AM | (0) comments There's nothing better than standing outside an espresso stand in the blistering cold, freezing your buns off, waiting for that cup of hot caffeinated goodness. I love winter. posted by ben | 10:58 AM | (0) comments Monday, November 04, 2002 Broadway - 6:30pm Saturday sgnp: How long ago was ATF? me: Um...it was October of 2000, so almost two years. sgnp: Exactly two years. It's November. me: Oh yeah. We probably would have closed about this weekend. sgnp: Two years. Weird. me: Yeah. Look how far we've come. sgnp: Two years ago we would be driving around in your truck. Now we're just walking along Broadway. me: Been a hell of a ride. [sound of a street band emanates from around the next corner] sgnp: Someone's rocking out on the corner up here. me: Wouldn't that be weird if that were the ATF band? sgnp: Uh...I think...Yup. It is. That's Pat. me: You know what that means. There's a glitch in the system. posted by ben | 4:46 PM | (0) comments Friday, November 01, 2002 Remember kids: Don't take candy from strangers. ...unless of course your parents make you dress up in embarrassingly idiotic costumes barely protecting you from the bitter cold and force you to march around the neighborhood knocking on strangers' doors. posted by ben | 3:48 PM | (0) comments There's no better way to kill time while you're sitting at your desk than playing with a cardboard tube. posted by ben | 3:02 PM | (0) comments Whatever happened to the "best friend" status in relationships? posted by ben | 11:12 AM | (0) comments |
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