Everything's Funny To Someone.
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Wednesday, March 27, 2002 Dryer sheets are vain. posted by ben | 4:02 PM | (0) comments My next invention (after the keyboardpiano, that is) is a program that tells you if your name is anybody's login password. posted by ben | 12:50 PM | (0) comments Thursday, March 21, 2002 My cough went away before I ran out of cough drops. It's a small victory, feels as though I've beat the system somehow. That, or I've paid too much per cough drop used. posted by ben | 5:53 PM | (0) comments Wednesday, March 20, 2002 Whenever I see an ambulance turn its lights and sirens off in the middle of speeding down a street, I always imagine that whomever was in there had just died. It's a spooky feeling. posted by ben | 2:47 PM | (0) comments I sleep more in the morning than the Army does all day. posted by ben | 9:48 AM | (0) comments Tuesday, March 19, 2002 Planning a meeting between three people via e-mail is like... Well, it's like trying to plan a meeting between three people via e-mail. posted by ben | 12:00 PM | (0) comments Monday, March 18, 2002 I have to watch myself when I listen to music at work on my headphones, because I'll occasionally find myself getting too into it and lipsynching along and drumming on my keyboard, spastically thumping in my chair. There were kids like that in school who were considered "special." I realize now that there was nothing wrong with these kids, they were just dancing to music only they could hear. posted by ben | 12:51 PM | (0) comments Thursday, March 14, 2002 I begin to tune out of any conversation when someone says "trust me" when stating an opinion. I hate that, trust me. posted by ben | 4:41 PM | (0) comments Wednesday, March 13, 2002 The label says "wash separately". Who does this? Laundry takes enough time without having to do each piece of clothing one at a time. It's the apparel equivalent of the spoiled child who wants the playground all to himself. You're going to be washed with the socks and underwear, and you're going to like it. posted by ben | 9:39 AM | (0) comments Tuesday, March 12, 2002 JK: The use of swear words at times was rather jarring. Like the occasional F-word. I don't object to the F-word, but when- me: I'll have to disagree with you right there. I think you do have an objection to the F-word just by the fact that you're calling it "the F-word". posted by ben | 9:22 AM | (0) comments Friday, March 08, 2002 Some people are walking around singing “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas,” which, even though there is snow on the ground, is highly inappropriate anyway because if there is one time of the year when it doesn’t snow in Seattle, it’s Christmas. posted by ben | 10:44 AM | (0) comments Thursday, March 07, 2002 Remember those pink and white punchcards they used to administer tests with in school? Perhaps they still use them, I'm unaware. Anyway, they always told you to fill in the circle completely or the computer won't read your answer, yet it would read clearly and misinterpret any stray marks. I never understood this logic. posted by ben | 1:58 PM | (0) comments Tuesday, March 05, 2002 Say you pull up behind a police car at a red light. If the light turns green and the cop doesn't move, should you honk at him? posted by ben | 3:44 PM | (0) comments |
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