Everything's Funny To Someone.
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Wednesday, May 23, 2007 From the Horrible Offence dept. Three guesses as to what case these quotes from the presiding judge are from: "This is the kind of offense that cannot be tolerated in our society." "I can't think of another case in 25 years that there's been so much obstruction of justice." "The guidelines as they are written don't begin to approach the seriousness of this case." And the first two don't count. posted by ben | 8:28 PM | (0) comments Thursday, May 17, 2007 From the Practical Advice dept. co-worker: I can't find a lawyer anywhere. me: Just make ambulance noises. posted by ben | 4:35 PM | (0) comments From the 50% Less Sugar dept. Last night at dinner. server: Can I start you off with some drinks? me: I'll have a coke, please. friend: My treat today. Get whatever you want. me: Okay. Make that a diet coke. posted by ben | 8:04 AM | (0) comments |
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